Seeing something I worked on in the New York Times makes me jump for joy, especially since we literally sat down at my desk and said, “you know what? McCain is FiberOne. Homie has to stay regular.” Great minds, people. Fingers on the pulse.

My mother bought three copies and read them with her morning bowl of GoLean.

doree:

This makes total sense if you believe that Obama’s support skews younger: 18-year-olds generally aren’t concerned with staying, uh, “regular.”

Related: The other night we were out with some friends and, somehow, came to discussing how cereals like GoLean and Fiber One never actually come out and say “THIS WILL MAKE YOU SHIT.” We thought a remedy might be to name a cereal “Poo-Poo Flakes.”