Whitney:
E says he wants us to throw a big fake wedding, just to have a big party because weddings are The Big Party.
Me:
DON'T DO IT. The only acceptable way is if there is no bride and no groom. Then it could be like a murder mystery dinner party. People could discover who the bride and groom are!
Me:
Or what if only semi-serious couples were there and then you could force them to get married!
