Little Old Ladies Who Lived in Their Curio Shelves
- Me: There are too many things in the world for me to buy
- Whitney: I know! I could spend $200 on prints right now
- Me: I will be 50 and unmarried and living in my current apartment and when people ask me why I do not have children or a house it will be because I spent all of my money on 3 headed porcelain cats on Etsy and tiny Gocco prints
- Whitney: Exactly. But we will be surrounded by the cutest shit
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