• Me: Like El Bulli, I'm going to start my own food foundation. But I'll open it in 2013 and be like "BOOYA! look at my floating eggs!" You want in?
• Whitney: YES. "HELLO, SUCKAS! COME DRINK MY FOAM!"
• Me: "I farted in this jar in 2010 so you could enjoy it in 2013. Now put on this unitard and lick the wall paper"
• Whitney: "That's not puff paint, it's solid gold duck semen, and it's delicious."
• Me: It's a fucking CELEBRATION.

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