One More Salute to Vanity

Appropriate times to present me with a $300 bespoke axe:

To arm me for the later half of my 20’s. 
Upon the completion of my remote wilderness cabin.
Our first anniversary, after you use it to harvest wood & render paper. 
Thursday, 10:59am.

Appropriate times to present me with a $300 bespoke axe:

  1. To arm me for the later half of my 20’s.
  2. Upon the completion of my remote wilderness cabin.
  3. Our first anniversary, after you use it to harvest wood & render paper.
  4. Thursday, 10:59am.
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