For those about to breed, I salute you.

A co-worker of mine is due to push a baby boy out into the world in a few short weeks. We’re hosting a small shower for her tomorrow afternoon and have purchased a selection of gifts, amoung them a fetching elephant jumper, hand-stamped baby spoon, and scotch. You can buy them here, here and at any fine liquor store. Not pictured is They Might Be Giant’s Bed, Bed, Bed book and cd, a delightfully illustrated tale that I will certainly be purchasing for my own spawn once I get around to making some.*

*And by “getting around to making some” I mean “when I am adult enough to balance a checkbook and a long term relationship successfully.” And by that I mean “not for a long while, chumps.”