Project Olson?

Here’s another dream for you:

I’m chosen to participate as a designer on Project Runway. Although I explain to the producers that I have basically no experience sewing, etc. they insist that I must compete. Surprise! I have to choose either Mary-Kate or Ashley Olson to be my model. Thinking that MK might be a little too unstable at the moment, I choose Ashley as my muse. Chaos ensues.

Heidi Klum lets me know that my challenge for the week will be to design an outfit that celebrates “rain” (as in the wet stuff that falls from the sky). Although I complain that this particular theme is totally lame, I come up with what I think is a killer design. Ashley, however, has a huge problem with it. She decides to go with a different designer and I am heartbroken.

Soon, the other designers begin to complain about me. I’ve become the token hated girl. I have no skill. I am a failure. Then an old flame appears and we begin to make out.

What does it all mean?