This is Only Mildly Funny
But I still love Dr. Phil

Drew: are we on for dinner tonight?
Liz: oh yeah
Drew: right on
Liz: where do you want to do it?
Drew: I was thinking Cutter-Ziskind
Drew: then we can chill a bit before all civilized like
Liz: maybe watch a little Dr. Phil
Liz: ew
Drew: you secretly love it
Drew: you want Dr. Phil to be your boyfriend
Liz: Dr. Phil IS your boyfriend
Liz: all bald and such
Liz: you love it
Drew: I do
Drew: we talk and talk and sometimes I get to polish the top of his shiny bald head
Liz: you’re gross
Drew: point taken
Drew: so…are we going to see Bridget Jones tomorrow night?
Liz: if you insist
Drew: we will go in our pajamas
Drew: you bring the popcorn
Drew: I’ll bring Dr. Phil
Liz: sick
Drew: mmm