Non-charitable Goals To Be Completed Before November 30, 2007: A Short List

1. Vacation at the Madonna Inn with Hoffy and friends, preferably in the Tack Room.
2. Drink 2.2 liters of water almost every day.
3. Get a bikini wax from a reputable establishment.
   
4. Have my name engraved on a stone in the Olympic Sculpture Park.*
   
5. Kiss a boy while on a date at the arboretum.*
   
6. Work with Stefan on captivating the blogging universe.
7. Nap every Saturday, when possible, from 2-3:30 in the afternoon.
   
8. Throw a killer Heterosexual Life Partner anniversary party with L.
   
9. Host at least two dinner parties in which attendees will behave like traditional ladies and gentlemen. No paper plates.*
   

*May or may not be considered charitable actions.