Menus for Feelings

Oppressive Ennui in the Frozen Foods Aisle

Jalapeno poppers, Smucker’s Uncrustables

Abandoned Passive-Aggressive GChats

Wilted lettuce. Salted luncheon meats.

No Friends at the Potluck

Spanakopita with stray hair. Rice pudding to finish.

Secret Shame

Angel food cake slathered in mayonnaise.

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