• Me: twin brains?
• Whitney: you are my parasitic twin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_twin)
• Me: I "maintain dominant development at the expense of the other."
• Me: wait am I the opposite? Are you the dominant twin? That's just cold.
• Whitney: we take turns
• Me: okay perfect. What's your schedule like?
• Whitney: this week? Wide open for sucking your blood.

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