My name is Drew Zandonella-Stannardcolor> and this is my website. I also write over here and here and here. some basicsabout twitter media photography video & more video portfolioold banners sites I used to publishwhat we look like on the inside4736 new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 'auto', height: 220, theme: { shell: { background: '#d9d9d9', color: '#333333' }, tweets: { background: '#ffffff', color: '#333333', links: '#bf9e25' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: false, timestamp: false, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('dzandone').start(); dzandone at gmail © 2002-2009Tumblr (3.0; @onemoresalutetovanity)http://onemoresalute.com/<a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/for/1630060159.html">End Of Day Craiglist Links, Forwarded to My Inbox After That Second Americano</a>: <p>At first glance I thought the squirrel was holding a gun. Everything about that situation screams both no and yes simultaneously.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/442046914http://onemoresalute.com/post/442046914Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:30:00 -0800home is where the art is<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz33mq04Za1qz7ek5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Further proof that I am, in fact, my own <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathy_%28comic_strip%29">Cathy</a> cartoon, AmazonFresh is now attempting to lure me back with free fudge.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/439578722http://onemoresalute.com/post/439578722Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:59:00 -0800Aaack!Me: what a difference an hour shorter of sleep makes! I sound like my mother. <br /> Whitney: I now get anxious about how much sleep I get, like, if I go to bed late I think of how PAINFUL it will be.<br /> Me: it's a sickness.<br /> Whitney: it's called GROWING UP! Augh, and it sucks. <br /> Me: but parts of it are good! We have access to more things! We've done most of the hard stuff! That's what she said! <br /> Whitney: you should come over and watch stories with me. <br /> Me: I promise not to bring pudding this time. <br /> http://onemoresalute.com/post/437599014http://onemoresalute.com/post/437599014Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:41:42 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzo4i27Li1qz7ek5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>During a break in work I browse endless poster sites, as if I don’t have enough screenshots in my “inspiration” folder labeled <i>ohyesplease</i> and <i>dreamlifeyumyums</i>. I click, click, click, landing on a print that looks strangely familiar. I’d forgotten that I bought it for a boy about three years ago before everything turned out wrong.</p> <p>It lives in a tube in the back of my closet, along with some lithographs from college and cards I can’t seem to toss.</p> <p>Just when I think the Internet is endless, I loop back around again. Is it time to stop and ask for directions?</p> <p>Buy your own <a href="http://www.seattleshowposters.com/myheartisyours.html">here</a>.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/435617619http://onemoresalute.com/post/435617619Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:31:30 -0800home is where the art iseverything old is new againquiet desperationadventures in maturity<p>Me: should I just pick something up for dinner?<br/>Nick: we have no peppers or onions<br/>Me: I’ll just pick something up<br/>Nick: we have avocado<br/><br/>Occasionally, if you <a href="http://onemoresalute.com/post/382908084/6pm-bus-conversation">blog</a> something it eventually comes <a href="http://onemoresalute.com/post/382908084/6pm-bus-conversation">true</a>.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/427260976http://onemoresalute.com/post/427260976Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:31:38 -0800Gchatlovedinner<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyozx5Syti1qz7ek5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Little one.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/423670651http://onemoresalute.com/post/423670651Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:12:34 -0800“Were the Ninja Turtles a marketing tool for the pizza industry?”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/">Hipster Runoff</a></em>http://onemoresalute.com/post/418810867http://onemoresalute.com/post/418810867Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:43:07 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykhtc3TAk1qz7ek5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reason Number 842: He builds houses with his wallet and leaves them around the apartment. In other news, we’ve recently started using the piano bench as a coffee table & the coffee table as a sideboard. Wild and crazy guys!</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/418120625http://onemoresalute.com/post/418120625Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:51:05 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyevfdmUIt1qz7ek5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Appropriate times to present me with a $300 <a href="http://www.bestmadeco.com/">bespoke axe</a>:</p> <ol> <li>To arm me for the later half of my 20’s. </li> <li>Upon the completion of my remote wilderness cabin.</li> <li>Our first anniversary, after you use it to harvest wood & render <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary#Traditional_and_modern_anniversary_gifts">paper</a>. </li> <li>Thursday, 10:59am.</li> </ol>http://onemoresalute.com/post/411560358http://onemoresalute.com/post/411560358Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:59:00 -0800<blockquote> <p>And then I realized that what I was imagining going back to was our apartment a year ago, with a Christmas tree in the corner decorated with the ornaments I bought at Pearl River Mart and the ones from William’s grandmother. I remembered how happy I’d been to look in the window and see those lights every time I came home. I could almost smell the old fuggy smell of our apartment, pot and incense and pine needles and cooking.</p> <p>I wanted to go there so badly. I wanted to run there. But you can’t go back to a place that no longer exists.</p> </blockquote> <p>Revisiting the archives of <a href="http://heartbreaksoup.wordpress.com/">Heartbreak Soup</a>. I haven’t read a blog so text heavy in years. The nostalgia is slaying me.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/407402018http://onemoresalute.com/post/407402018Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:22:14 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyb3wawXLy1qz7ek5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The next time I’m on the verge of one of my patented Ultimate Rainman Freakout moments just lead me here, hand me a warm glass of milk and insist that it will all be okay.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/407315326http://onemoresalute.com/post/407315326Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:12:10 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky46u1dg8F1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Teddy Roosevelt is riding a moose through a body of water c.1900, your argument is invalid.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/b44n5/best_president_ever/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://onemoresalute.com/post/399544543http://onemoresalute.com/post/399544543Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:33:18 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3re0dTl71qz7ek5o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh my god, Facebook. Stop daring me to make horrible life choices. You’re as bad as my parents.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/398959486http://onemoresalute.com/post/398959486Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:58:00 -0800screenshotMe: Like El Bulli, I'm going to start my own food foundation. But I'll open it in 2013 and be like "BOOYA! look at my floating eggs!" You want in?<br /> Whitney: YES. "HELLO, SUCKAS! COME DRINK MY FOAM!"<br /> Me: "I farted in this jar in 2010 so you could enjoy it in 2013. Now put on this unitard and lick the wall paper"<br /> Whitney: "That's not puff paint, it's solid gold duck semen, and it's delicious."<br /> Me: It's a fucking CELEBRATION. http://onemoresalute.com/post/395122600http://onemoresalute.com/post/395122600Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:47:45 -0800yum yumslife planGchat<p>“I don’t know, we have that avocado? Just tell me what’s in the fridge. Start the rice. No, I’ll put a sauce on it.”</p> <p>I hear some variation of this everyday on the 5. The number 7 has more death threats, less dinner debates. The 358 has a lot of dogs on rope leashes.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/382908084http://onemoresalute.com/post/382908084Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:32:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxn6yoru6a1qz7ek5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Searching for the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin">Temple Grandin</a> documentary on Netflix, I received the above suggestion. What does it all mean?</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/382316268http://onemoresalute.com/post/382316268Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:16:00 -0800“The hibernation researcher Lynn Rogers once crawled into a den and pressed his ear to a bear’s chest to count its heartbeats. The naturalist Bernd Hein­rich went out into the woods in 9-degree cold, chased a flying squirrel from its nest and replaced it with a hot potato. (So well insulated was the nest that the potato held its heat for half an hour.)”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/books/review/Roach-t.html?">Mary Roach’s</a> book reviews are inspiring.</em>http://onemoresalute.com/post/380714823http://onemoresalute.com/post/380714823Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:30:40 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxkc0p7Eni1qz4g9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Planning a photo shoot with the wonderful & talented <a href="http://www.kirida.com">Mona</a>. Hoping we can use a few of these.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/380369815http://onemoresalute.com/post/380369815Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:33:53 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxl7pzsN3U1qz7ek5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s creepy, and I like it. <a href="http://mocoloco.com/archives/014095.php">More</a>.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/380302875http://onemoresalute.com/post/380302875Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:37:11 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhtjmUv3N1qz7ek5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let the game begin.</p>http://onemoresalute.com/post/376832586http://onemoresalute.com/post/376832586Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:38:05 -0800