I’m not sure if I can emphasize just how important GChat is to my daily life and interpersonal relationships.
Free Associations with Chefs II: Grant Achatz
Me: if I was friends with Grant Achatz I would call him GChatz.
Whitney: CHATZ with ACHATZ!
Whitney: I bet his whole body feels like elbows.
Me: That is quite possibly the worst thing you could ever say about someone.
Me: do you think that Grant GChatz listens to Soul For Real?
Me: Do you think he’d ever serve Candy Coated Raindrops? That’s some next-level molecular gastronomy. All of my food ideas are culled from 90’s pop songs.
Whitney: We could have a street food cart named after only 90’s R&B songs. Have we taken this too far? Only time will tell.
Me: The right people get it. They always do.
AND I DONT BUST BACK BECAUSE I SHOOT FIRST
This is why she’s my best friend. Gchat:
Boy: what are u getting at?
BFF: it isn’t possible for me to be more explicit. do as you like.
Boy: I’m calling u
BFF: I cannot talk.
Boy: I am the same person now that i was three months ago
BFF: ok
Boy: pick up
BFF: I won’t pause Lil Wayne for you
Dispatch from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Vikings.
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Perfectly Whelmed
- Me: AM I OVERWHELMING YOU?
- Whitney: You are not overwhelming me. I am perfectly whelmed. Show me a time I am overwhelmed and we will be burning in hell drinking our own toilet water.
IN WHICH WE NAME OUR GAME
- When I'm feeling down, Whitney sends me old chats. In the following, she is "me" and I am "Drew," which I suppose I always am. We still haven't started that blog.
- Drew: Good Slacks & A Sensible Blouse. We should start a blog and call it that.
- me: kill me with Angela Lansbury
- Drew: You love it
- me: how about Bleach & Guns Like Lady Gaga in The Videophone Music Video Dot Com
- Drew: That does not describe us
- Drew: Get real
- Drew: More like Stretch Pants with Sauce Stains
- Drew: Bang Wars and Supercuts
- me: Bang Wars in Bangalore
- Drew: I Wash My Bangs in the Sink
- Drew: Clean in the Front, Dirty in the Back
- Drew: The Only Clean Article Of Clothing On My Person is My Underpants (Maybe)
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Art Imitates Life, Avocado
Me: should I just pick something up for dinner?
Nick: we have no peppers or onions
Me: I’ll just pick something up
Nick: we have avocado
Occasionally, if you blog something it eventually comes true.
Ferran Adria Eat Your Heart Out
- Me: Like El Bulli, I'm going to start my own food foundation. But I'll open it in 2013 and be like "BOOYA! look at my floating eggs!" You want in?
- Whitney: YES. "HELLO, SUCKAS! COME DRINK MY FOAM!"
- Me: "I farted in this jar in 2010 so you could enjoy it in 2013. Now put on this unitard and lick the wall paper"
- Whitney: "That's not puff paint, it's solid gold duck semen, and it's delicious."
- Me: It's a fucking CELEBRATION.
