One More Salute to Vanity

Man Food Thursday / Meltdown O'Clock

Nick: Man Food Thursday?
Me: Yes!
Nick: we have chicken wings?
Me: Yes. I bought them. They are in the freezer.
Nick: We need blue cheese dressing.
Me: I can pick up some stuff on my way home if I leave early enough. The cast of Twilight is on Oprah today.
Nick: gross.
Me: LET ME HAVE MY THINGS. IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
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During a break in work I browse endless poster sites, as if I don’t have enough screenshots in my “inspiration” folder labeled ohyesplease and dreamlifeyumyums. I click, click, click, landing on a print that looks strangely familiar. I’d forgotten that I bought it for a boy about three years ago before everything turned out wrong.
It lives in a tube in the back of my closet, along with some lithographs from college and cards I can’t seem to toss.
Just when I think the Internet is endless, I loop back around again. Is it time to stop and ask for directions?
Buy your own here.

During a break in work I browse endless poster sites, as if I don’t have enough screenshots in my “inspiration” folder labeled ohyesplease and dreamlifeyumyums. I click, click, click, landing on a print that looks strangely familiar. I’d forgotten that I bought it for a boy about three years ago before everything turned out wrong.

It lives in a tube in the back of my closet, along with some lithographs from college and cards I can’t seem to toss.

Just when I think the Internet is endless, I loop back around again. Is it time to stop and ask for directions?

Buy your own here.

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Last night, in a peak moment of desperation while shuffling the aisles of Fred Meyer in search of honey with which to soothe my lost voice, I purchased a Snuggie. Leopard print. Free booklight. I am not proud, merely comfortably resigned to my fate of eventually wearing pajama pants to the airport and eating elaborate fast food meals on public transportation.

Last night, in a peak moment of desperation while shuffling the aisles of Fred Meyer in search of honey with which to soothe my lost voice, I purchased a Snuggie. Leopard print. Free booklight. I am not proud, merely comfortably resigned to my fate of eventually wearing pajama pants to the airport and eating elaborate fast food meals on public transportation.

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Dear Internet,   I made you a turkey-shaped cranberry Jello salad. You’re welcome.   Happy Thanksgiving.   Love,   Drew

Dear Internet, I made you a turkey-shaped cranberry Jello salad. You’re welcome. Happy Thanksgiving. Love, Drew

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