One More Salute to Vanity

Man Food Thursday / Meltdown O'Clock

Nick: Man Food Thursday?
Me: Yes!
Nick: we have chicken wings?
Me: Yes. I bought them. They are in the freezer.
Nick: We need blue cheese dressing.
Me: I can pick up some stuff on my way home if I leave early enough. The cast of Twilight is on Oprah today.
Nick: gross.
Me: LET ME HAVE MY THINGS. IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

Art Imitates Life, Avocado

Me: should I just pick something up for dinner?
Nick: we have no peppers or onions
Me: I’ll just pick something up
Nick: we have avocado

Occasionally, if you blog something it eventually comes true.