• Whitney: I love eating leftover pasta with my bare hands.
• Whitney: I should change that to my religion on Facebook.
• Me: Even if the pasta is plain, dry and nasty it feels so decadent. Like, "THIS BELONGS TO ME. I AM A GIANT."
• Whitney: This is why we can't have nice things.

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• Nick: Man Food Thursday?
• Me: Yes!
• Nick: we have chicken wings?
• Me: Yes. I bought them. They are in the freezer.
• Nick: We need blue cheese dressing.
• Me: I can pick up some stuff on my way home if I leave early enough. The cast of Twilight is on Oprah today.
• Nick: gross.
• Me: LET ME HAVE MY THINGS. IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

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