Dear people with offspring,
Would you put this in your child’s room? I remember Maggie Mason’s story of plans to tie her son’s sea-themed nursery together with a vintage diver’s helmet turned lamp until she realized it may be nightmare inducing. Personally, I think it’s just creepy enough.
I have fond memories of a molded plastic goose lamp from my childhood bedroom, sadly extinct now due to the close of Union Products, the same company that manufactured all those iconic pink flamingos for fifty years. Something tells me my parents did not shell out $89 for my goose, yet I’m willing to for the sake of nostalgia. Not like a grown woman should feature a glowing avian light source in her boudoir.
But when has that ever stopped me?