File under: phrases that have been playing on loop in my head for the entire day.
Sprinkle your diet with home canning. Sprinkle your diet. Home canning. Sprinkle.
Home canning demonstration booth.
Florida, 1955
(via sqirl)
In harmony with my previous post, a startling update to pigs in a blanket: chicken in a sleeping bag. Serve with a side of sinking monogamy.
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Oppressive Ennui in the Frozen Foods Aisle
Jalapeno poppers, Smucker’s Uncrustables
Abandoned Passive-Aggressive GChats
Wilted lettuce. Salted luncheon meats.
No Friends at the Potluck
Spanakopita with stray hair. Rice pudding to finish.
Secret Shame
Angel food cake slathered in mayonnaise.