One More Salute to Vanity

In harmony with my previous post, a startling update to pigs in a blanket: chicken in a sleeping bag. Serve with a side of sinking monogamy.

This makes me want to bust a hole through the side of my living room and build a small veranda on which to grill alfresco. When I grill enfresco it tends to set my kitchen on fire.

$49.95 over at Bodum.

The rings over at Old Gold Boutique are seriously amazing. I’ve never been so excited about the circus in my life.

Ferran Adria Eat Your Heart Out

Me: Like El Bulli, I'm going to start my own food foundation. But I'll open it in 2013 and be like "BOOYA! look at my floating eggs!" You want in?
Whitney: YES. "HELLO, SUCKAS! COME DRINK MY FOAM!"
Me: "I farted in this jar in 2010 so you could enjoy it in 2013. Now put on this unitard and lick the wall paper"
Whitney: "That's not puff paint, it's solid gold duck semen, and it's delicious."
Me: It's a fucking CELEBRATION.