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For those about to breed, I salute you.
A co-worker of mine is due to push a baby boy out into the world in a few short weeks. We’re hosting a small shower for her tomorrow afternoon and have purchased a selection of gifts, amoung them a fetching elephant jumper, hand-stamped baby spoon, and scotch. You can buy them here, here and at any fine liquor store. Not pictured is They Might Be Giant’s Bed, Bed, Bed book and cd, a delightfully illustrated tale that I will certainly be purchasing for my own spawn once I get around to making some.*
*And by “getting around to making some” I mean “when I am adult enough to balance a checkbook and a long term relationship successfully.” And by that I mean “not for a long while, chumps.”
If You Like Pina Coladas
- D: So the reason why you get more hungover off of sugary drinks is that alcohol is metabolized into an aldehyde. Sucrose gets broken into two parts as well and one of them is an aldehyde the breakdown of said aldehyde into other parts is the rate limiting step, so, by swamping your body with excess aldehyde, it can't break it down as quickly which then gives you a headache.
- Me: Oh, I always thought it was just Jesus punishing you for being a pussy.
- D: You would.
Taken yesterday at The Dark Knight, amused/disturbed by the horribly incorrect phonetics of it all.
You may recall my previous adventures with AMC Pacific Place’s flair for abbreviation here.
UPDATE: The sign was changed to DrkKnight by the time we were out of the theater.
P.S. The movie was absolutely fantastic. We plan on heading over to IMAX for a second showing soon.
6 Song Titles Reflecting the Chronology of Millennial Maturation
- “I Wanna Rock n’ Roll All Night (And Sleep In My Parents’ Basement All Day)”
- “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Without an Insurance Copay)”
- “Rehab”
- “(I’ve Recently Overcome My) Virtual Insanity”
- “(Here’s All of Your Money Back that I Used to Buy) Purple Haze”
- “(I’m Poking You On Facebook Because I’m Kind Of) Desperado”
